I'm not even making this up

Random Dude from dating site:

Mar. 30, 2010 – 7:23am
I don't really understand women. Well meaning, but I really have had terrible luck for many years.

Me taking pity and sort of feeling snarky:

Mar. 30, 2010 – 7:32am
Step one is to realize that you can't understand women as a whole. We're as different and the same as people are. You have to learn about women, one woman at a time.

I think it gets easier after step one.

Mar. 30, 2010 – 8:00am
i talk with women on this site until they lose interest. after three emails they're usually on to someone else. i won't complain, but i'm not very good at getting past step one.

--I then blocked him--