Most naked

This morning before work I was at my desk and I hear a crash in the kitchen or bathroom. I look around and don't see anything. I think it must have been my neighbors. A few minutes later I have to go number 2 and I sit on the toilet and there are shards of glass on the rim. ouch. no skin broken. I look over in the sink and the sink light fixture remains is mostly in the sink but also on floor and obviously toilet sink. Great. The place I'm most naked is now a broken glass clean-up site. I think I got it all, but not something I wanted to do on a Monday morning.